Hitman VR turns master assassin Agent 47 into a bumbling doofus

When I load Hitman 3’s new VR mode for the first time, I have a specific plan in mind: Sneak up behind a guard with my fiber wire drawn, choke them out, and smoothly stuff them into a dresser like I’ve done hundreds of times before on a flat screen. I find a nice secluded guard peacefully patrolling a hallway and wait for an opening. I retrieve my fiber wire, grip both hands together and separate them to extend the wire, skulk up behind him and… wait, where did my fiber wire go?

I look down and notice I’ve dropped it, and then look up to see the guard turning around to face me. I panic, and coldcock him in the face, knocking him out instantly. I am a master assassin.

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